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INTERNET porn websites will follow Playboy’s lead and cover up women in favour of in-depth articles targeting men.

The International Association of Internet Pornography has announced all member websites will conform to community standards and clothe women in videos.

Association president Reginald Worthington said there would still be footage of sex, but most would be simulated.

“Our sites will be full of hip hop music clips and features about cars, sports and sexual innuendo,” he said.

“This is where society is heading and as a result we can see our revenue increasing by a substantial amount.”

The news has been met with trepidation on world stockmarkets, where share prices in porn website companies have dropped by an average of 99.9 per cent.

 

 

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