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REAL estate prices are surging across the world as porn websites buy up land to house servers capable of withstanding Telstra’s free data Sunday.

Property values have doubled in countries as far-flung as Hungary and Russia as adult websites construct mountains made out of servers to meet the expected 100-trillion-terabyte surge in porn streamed and downloaded from Australia.

Youporn.com founder and director Reginald Worthington said his company had employed 100,000 people during the construction phase.

He said an extra 20,000 adult actors had been hired to create additional footage before the weekend to satisfy demand.

“When we heard the news of a free data Sunday we were over the moon… well, Herschelle, our male lead, was anyhow as he was nearing the end of a passionate scene,” he said.

“When you add the fact the free data period falls on Valentine’s Day it’s like all our stars have aligned and come at once.”

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