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Dear The Bolt Report,

I wholeheartedly agree with your views on gay marriage being decided by popular vote, given doing so will give it less chance of succeeding.

Why should our politicians decide who can be hitched when, by all reports, most of them agree same-sex marriage should go ahead?

Don’t get me wrong: what these people do behind closed doors is none of my business.

But I don’t want to see two grown men in the park touching their labradoodles while saying ‘I do’ when I am running past in nothing but a fine combover and my Speedos.

Marriage should be only between a man and a woman, or two women if the man can handle it. I have three daughters so know how hard that would be.

I’ve also been married for many years so know what I’m talking about.

And my sister’s a teetotaller so her wedding would be soooo boring.


Tony Abbott MHP
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