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‘You’re lucky it didn’t rain when I was moving house!’

Dear Weather Report,

Today’s forecast was for┬ásunny and mild conditions. It is cold, windy and wet.

It was to be the first day I wore my divine two-piece bikini given to me by the Prince of Monaco himself.

Imagine my surprise when – after spending two hours brushing and putting on my wig (it had been in the wash) – I open the front door to see rain pelting down on the chopper.

The gale force winds meant I could not be flown to Manly for my friend’s beach party, the first time in my life I have missed a Liberal fundraiser.

Yet I have heard no news of sackings for such a critical error of judgement?

For Shame!

Regards, Bronwyn Bishop MP

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