Dear Weather Report,
Today’s forecast was for sunny and mild conditions. It is cold, windy and wet.
It was to be the first day I wore my divine two-piece bikini given to me by the Prince of Monaco himself.
Imagine my surprise when – after spending two hours brushing and putting on my wig (it had been in the wash) – I open the front door to see rain pelting down on the chopper.
The gale force winds meant I could not be flown to Manly for my friend’s beach party, the first time in my life I have missed a Liberal fundraiser.
Yet I have heard no news of sackings for such a critical error of judgement?
Regards, Bronwyn Bishop MPFollow The Caught Report: