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Boxing Day
Dozens are queuing at shopping centres for a deposit.

WASTE treatment centres are predicting a bumper Boxing Day splurge as people relieve themselves after a day of gluttony.

Australians on a post-Christmas dinner bog blitz are tipped to pump 747 million tonnes of shit into sewerage coffers, the Rectal Council predicts.

Bum-clenching patrons will swarm toilets for dumpings of up to 70 per cent of their body weight, experts say.

One in four Australians will be wiping their arse on more than one separate occasion, contributing to an anticipated poo recycling windfall as high as $2.5 billion.

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