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Mate, I’d be choosing Pratt.

CARLTON will allow Adam Treloar to fall to Collingwood in the pre-season draft if he sleeps with Jeanne Pratt for $1 million.

The Blues indicated it would not stand in the way if GWS and the Magpies failed to reach a trade agreement as long as Treloar had sex with its 78-year-old cardboard matriarch.

Treloar’s management said the 22-year-old was weighing up a night in bed with Pratt against an evening listening to Nathan Buckley’s play-by-play account of his 2002 Norm Smith Medal-winning Grand Final performance.

“As you can imagine, Adam has a very tough decision to make.”

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