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‘You can’t beat beetroot’

A SLICE of beetroot will take over the taste of your hamburger by seeping its juices through every ingredient, it has declared.

The dark purple delicacy, discovered at the base of a plant several hundred years ago, refuses to play second fiddle to any other edible object, no matter how delicious.

“I’m the best tasting thing the world has seen, so why would I sit back and let an oil-ridden piece of beef take the limelight?” the beetroot said.

“And I’ve got a simple message for lettuce, tomato, egg and any prick who thinks I taste horrid – go fuck yourselves.”

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